Russell's Harem

So You Want to Join Russell's Harem?

That’s great! But the first thing you should understand is that we are a very close-knit group—in fact, you might call us a "family." Although the Harem’s focus is Russell, we have quickly discovered that we have many more interests in common. So while we are dedicated to the Russell, we have a lot of fun in other directions.

Still want to join? All righty then — you’ll need to answer the following questions (our application, if you will). This will give us a good idea of who you are and you a good idea of what the harem is about.

Come on now, this won't hurt a bit... The Community site is at - http://groups.msn.com/RussellCroweHarem please go there and apply as well, this requires that this application below be sent to the address below as well, after seeing that you are interested in participating your membership will be approved. We do this to insure the safety of our member's creativity and privacy.

THE REQUIREMENTS:

When you answer these questions, you are telling us who you are and helping us to understand your desire to join us. Please be as detailed as you feel necessary. We will not ask for "personal" information that is unacceptable on the net.

1) Have loved Russell for a long time. Why? Come on, tell us what you love about Russell. Give us the skinny on all your likes—and dislikes. We really want to know.

2) Agree to defend Russell from any detractors/flamers. After all, he's the reason we're here.

3) Agree to *share* with your Harem sisters. That means the Russell, his characters or members of the band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts of fancy light upon in our stories and art. This is a sisterhood; we share everything except tooth brushes.

4) You do not have to be a regular poster/lurker on the Russell Crowe or one of the other big forums or lists, or be vouched for by a currently active member of the Harem.

5) You must have a sense of humor. Being a little crazy and creative wouldn’t hurt either. Face it, if you love Russell the way we do, you almost have to be slightly "touched." From the Harem’s point of view, the key is to use that passion to fuel your creativity, whatever form that creativity may take.

6) Have concrete intentions to participate in at least one or more areas of Harem activities, such as subscribing to a forum or participating in AOL Instant Messenger Chats. This is really important to us. The truth is, there isn't much advantage to being a member if you don't plan on participating. All we have to recommend us is our wonderful stories and our great (we think so!) company. But you participate when you are available because Life happens.

7) You MUST be 18 years of age or older.

And now for the (drum roll please)

TECHNICALITIES:

(These are very important. Please, make sure you read them carefully.)

* This is a private group that reserves the right to decline any applications.

* Membership in the group can be terminated at any time by either the individual or the group. Some grounds for termination by the group are fraud (falsification of id), rude or objectionable language to other members of the group. A group vote will be taken on all proposed cancellations, and the result will be determined by a simple majority of the participating voters. Membership will be updated periodically, requiring a direct response from the members.

* Terminated members are only allowed to return if they meet the latest criteria and a majority of the Harem votes to allow their return.

Now you know.

If you're still determined to try and join, send an email to russellsharem@earthlink.net. Put Harem Membership Application as the subject and answer all the questions above.

Don't forget, when applying for membership to the Harem, verbosity is a virtue.

Include in the body of your post:

Your name. (you can just use your first name)

Your preferred handle or user name.

Email address (the one you want to use with the Harem).

Your age.

Your answers to the questions and how you meet our requirements.

A little bit about yourself — especially what you feel you would add or bring to the Harem.

Good Luck!
We hope to see you in the Chateau soon!

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